My two “big” Additions to Science: Cryodynamics and Smile-Theory

Cryodynamics is the equal-rights sister of venerable deterministic Thermodynamics; and the smile theory crowns deductive biology.

The former enables an economic bonanza because it renders interactively controllable fusion reactors possible. The latter enables non-human persons to be kissed awake. Both options appear to be devoid of general interest, however, no matter how unlikely this sounds. For example, the waging of wars becomes impossible in the wake of the smile theory since all persons (born out of the smile) have the same legal rights on the planet. The requisite money is coming from the controllable fusion reactors enabled by Cryodynamics. And the motivation comes from the formerly autistic children saved by the smile theory. The money can be used to finance the democratic peace on earth enabled by the Smile theory`s moving all hearts. Especially that of all children who understand me immediately.

I apologize to the reader for my palpable naiveté which nonetheless is realistic, I feel for one. What I need most is an enemy. Only then can the smile theory show its full strength.